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Monkey Demotivational Poster


MONKEY BUSINESS - THAT'S A HARD MONKEY TO GET OFF OF YOUR BACK




THE INTERNET - It doesn't make people smarter. It just spreads stupidity faster.


TAGS: monkey see
Rating: 4.8/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 9:08 pm
lol We shall fight on the beaches... :)
Verdeckt - February 4, 2012, 11:41 pm
this summer on Britains Got Talent.. scientists are one step closer to recreating Shakespeare ..


SELF-ESTEEM - Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.


TAGS: beautiful monkey
Rating: 3.97/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 13, 2012, 3:14 am
LMAO!


I SHALL FLING MY POO -


TAGS: monkey shall fling poo glasses
Rating: 4.38/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 13, 2013, 2:54 pm
It's NOT you. It's George Burns :-D
GaryO - January 6, 2013, 5:22 pm
Prissy Prissy Prissy…..yer gramma’s gonna be pyssed
Silverheart - January 6, 2013, 4:16 pm

In your youth, right? hehe
MissPriss - January 6, 2013, 3:34 pm
Before any of you go there...that's not me!


TELL ME THIS HUMAN - Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?


TAGS: monkey pondering smart
Rating: 4.73/5

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Greeny - September 24, 2014, 8:25 pm
Right here
ICEMAN - March 19, 2011, 3:11 am
Amazon.com. They have everything.
Feasibly - September 9, 2010, 6:08 pm
Nice one 50cal
forseti - September 9, 2010, 5:36 pm
that's called "creationism", isn't it?!? 5 Darwin awards!


360 DEGREES - 15 minutes a Lbs Liberal seasoning Baste on the REG


TAGS: cook zoo wild animals squirrel wall street journal marin monkey twins capttivity
Rating: 1.5/5

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agdaniele - September 10, 2009, 10:44 am
This appears to be a liberal/anti-darwin attack somehow linked to the Renewable Energy Group.


INSANITY -


TAGS: insane calendar topic crazy monkey
Rating: 4.89/5

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GaryO - March 21, 2012, 9:45 am
Oh, Geez, carebear, ‘don’t tell the pancakes’... I gotta share that in my planning meeting today. Can’t stop LOLing……….
carebear - March 20, 2012, 4:31 pm
(carebear BANNED)
Rick69 - March 20, 2012, 11:38 am
So I'm the only one this makes complete sense to . . .
GaryO - March 20, 2012, 9:26 am
LOL² Posters like this is the reason I love this place so. Another (cave) creation for the archives
Greeny - March 20, 2012, 6:09 am
lol


BUTT INSPECTORS - How do you think he got that in there?




BELONGING -


TAGS: tiger monkey
Rating: 4.77/5

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Reycolons619 - January 9, 2011, 6:52 am
cuteeeeeee 5L
tellitlikeitis - January 8, 2011, 4:51 pm
That's beautiful.


MONKEYS - God's filthy little buggers.


TAGS: monkeys adult hilarious
Rating: 2.45/5

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nowyasee - March 24, 2012, 2:56 pm
it's tossing the other one's salad!! aka eattin out the bootyhole!!
Kung-Fu Devil - September 25, 2008, 5:40 am
I am quite confused about what the Hell is going on in that photo.
Indstinkt - September 13, 2008, 3:27 am
Orang-utans are apes, not monkeys.


MONKEY'S - They will always suggest bad ideas.


TAGS: funny monkey baby
Rating: 4.76/5

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5150monkeylove - August 8, 2011, 3:43 pm
There is nothing wrong with advising him on how to get more boob for his buck.
gas - August 6, 2011, 5:40 pm
5 burned houses xD


CRITICAL THNKING - No matter how responsible he seems, never give your gun to a monkey


TAGS: monkey gun thinking
Rating: 3.65/5

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Zed - November 22, 2009, 5:48 pm
AHHHH!! MONKEY WITH A GUN!!!!!!!


YOUR MONKEY - Is about to be spanked.


TAGS: monkey spank lion eat
Rating: 4.15/5

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forseti - April 7, 2010, 11:15 am
ROFL. 5 Lions more want to spank the monkey now!


MONKEYS WITH SHOTGUNS - I don't know about you, but I find that scary!


TAGS: monkey with shotgun
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by Rexman

Bandit5906 - January 27, 2013, 6:08 pm
The Trunk Monkey Chaperon!
matt28 - April 28, 2010, 11:13 pm
Serious monkey is not amused.
Lord Kumbayah - December 23, 2009, 6:17 am
Monkeys with shotguns is WHY everyone needs to pack a piece
Derek - December 23, 2009, 5:27 am
What I think of when people suggest that everyone should be armed.
Zagato - December 23, 2009, 3:29 am
looks like the monkey from postal
pitbull - December 23, 2009, 1:33 am
is that the trunk monkey?


IRONY -


TAGS: religion christianity irony evolution creationism stupidity morons lol laughs funny monkeys idiocy
Rating: 2.37/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2013, 1:51 am
You're right most don't, I was wrong. The ones that do are pains in the a*s. I have had a few Atheist nuts and Religious nuts try to force their ideas on me. Tell me what you believe and then let me decide, that's the way it should be.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 17, 2013, 3:07 pm
I don't believe that "most" Atheists or Christians try to force their beliefs on people. But those that do make the rest look bad.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 17, 2013, 1:48 pm
Maybe you have never tried to force Atheism on anyone, but believe me, most Atheists do try to force their beliefs on others. In fact most Atheists are no better than Westboro Baptist. Have seen them say and do the cruelest things.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 17, 2013, 4:27 am
Why does what we don't believe bother you so much?. I've never pushed atheism on anyone...But I've had Catholicism pushed on me.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 17, 2013, 4:01 am
Atheists, they know nothing, yet they think they know everything. Atheists why does what other people believe bother you so very much.


BOOBS -


TAGS: epic boobs monkeys hot
Rating: 4.36/5

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mariand - March 3, 2012, 6:19 pm
this is photoshoped... I mean those hairy fellas ;)
j76harris - March 3, 2012, 10:44 am
LOL - Ain't that the truth
alexbatz - March 3, 2012, 7:18 am
Boobs loves money. Those hairy fellas have no chance.


SMILE ! -


TAGS: smile looking monkey funny
Rating: 4.13/5

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NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 12:49 am
I'm suddenly reminded of a story my parents tell of an experience they had at the Cincinnati Zoo....


OPPORTUNITIES - If you're afraid of being slapped, you will get nothing from life.


TAGS: blonde monkey
Rating: 4.81/5

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BIOSHOCK MONKEY - He will kill you...and with bees of all things...


TAGS: monkey bioshock bees cool awesome
Rating: 2.19/5

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Nero - August 1, 2008, 3:58 pm
NO GODS OR KINGS. ONLY MONKEYS.


ENLIGHTENMENT -




TEST THE BOUNDARIES -


TAGS: 5150monkeylove quote art restriction
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

5150monkeylove - August 17, 2013, 11:50 pm
I just found this... pretty cool, and I am honored


THE INTERNET -


TAGS: monkey see monkey do
Rating: 4.82/5

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Benlulz - October 13, 2010, 12:51 pm
nice one :)


IIIIIIII-EEE-IIIIIIII - will aaallllwayyyss loovvvee youuuuuuuu




YOUR BALLS - I'll smash them.




CODE MONKEY - An organism that turns coffee into software


TAGS: programers code monkey 50cal
Rating: 4.7/5

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robbidos - April 28, 2013, 11:16 pm
looking at the screens, i think it is more accurate to say basement monkey: turns hotpockets and mountain due into acne.
50cal - January 18, 2011, 8:48 am
If only I could turn my COD skills into money then I would be all set!
Derek - January 16, 2011, 7:31 pm
More coffee, fewer screens and joysticks.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2011, 4:52 pm
I turn whiskey into vomit and shame.
motinet - January 14, 2011, 4:25 pm

I turn red bull into software :)


ENGLISH POR FAVOR -


TAGS: monkey dog communication
Rating: 4.58/5

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M0rd3kaI - May 2, 2012, 7:54 pm
I call foul play... you saw my coming to MotiFake XD jk, 5L I laughed hard while reading that thanks for that


DEMON MONKEY - will freak the shit out of you




YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY... - Monkey see, monkey do


TAGS: monkey
Rating: 3.27/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 27, 2015, 1:02 am
WHOA! My mind cannot unsee what I've seen!


ALWAYS REMEMBER - It is better to have flying cows than flying monkeys...


TAGS: flying cowa monkeys twister remember
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Budog

Iconoclast - April 16, 2012, 9:28 pm
Watch the Wizard of Oz. The flying monkeys are really bad news.
axe11154 - April 16, 2012, 9:47 am
I truly dont see how


RETARDS -


TAGS: wit day retards monkey mom dad you motivational ronsart
Rating: 2.36/5

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GaryO - July 16, 2013, 8:04 pm
Guess what. He’s a phukking lunatic. A genius, but can’t do anything with his intellect. I’d trade ya in a heartbeat. So get the phukk over yerself and join in the fun, or go somewhere hearts bleed. We’re all bled out here.
GaryO - July 16, 2013, 8:03 pm
Most folks here have some sorta major problem not looked upon by the general society as ‘normal’…and guess what, we poke fun at ourselves. I wish my first born son was just mentally challenged or whatever the acceptable term is today.
GaryO - July 16, 2013, 8:02 pm
So, FY, you sign up, look for ‘retard’ tags, found two…from 2009..with barely a rating of 2 (showing nobody cares for that kind of humor) and now, your first posts, make derogatory comments. Bravo.
Fuckyous - July 16, 2013, 5:40 pm
That is so rude my sister is Down syndrome and I'd say yous don't know wat it's like to live with a person that's disabled it's very very hard
ronsart - December 31, 2009, 1:27 am
having fun with ur voting again...lol
GreyScorpion - November 29, 2009, 7:44 pm
not your mother,Ron, the readers
GreyScorpion - November 29, 2009, 7:39 pm
There are 29 different types of humor, and this uses more than the wit assignment needed. Wit, sudden sharpness, and quick perception. Exaggerism, overstating the feature, and Epigram, a shot at YOUR mother. 5 Take it as a jokes!!
ronsart - November 29, 2009, 5:44 pm
luv the ear ring and lipstick. Start voting it down sweetheart.


FIRST DATE -


TAGS: monkey dating
Rating: 4.79/5

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agdaniele - October 24, 2010, 2:09 am
Well done.


INITIATIVE - If you're gonna go, go like hell. If your mind's not made up, don't use your spurs.




MONKEY PIG - Where is your God now?


TAGS: monkey pig god create
Rating: 2.61/5

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agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 2:05 pm
Tunnel = 1


MARCHING BAND - When his cymbals come together, the hills themselves shake!


TAGS: monkey cymbals marching band
Rating: 1.65/5

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nope - February 23, 2009, 1:17 am
I LOVE YOU CHIM CHIM


ASSASSIN MONKEY -


TAGS: assassin monkey not amused angry
Rating: 3/5

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Treehodger - September 14, 2009, 12:20 pm
How this only had a 1.9 after 9 votes is beyond me... I gave it a solid 5. Who does not like an Assassin Monkey?! O.o;


SMOKING CRACK - Will make you go ape shit crazy!




EVERYONE IS STARING AT US - It's not enough that your ass is so huge, but you had to bring a monkey to a public park? Honestly, Patricia!


TAGS: seurat park jettee sunday monkey bustle
Rating: 3.7/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2012, 2:45 am
Nobody ever comes around at 2 AM anymore....
caveman - December 16, 2011, 1:47 am
Over 6000 comments!!! WTF
agdaniele - March 30, 2011, 11:24 pm
It's Motitwist, not Big Rock Candy Mountain, nor is it your pre-teen summer camp.... so, although there will be no smores, you can rest assured that there also won't be any camp counsellors who refer to you as canteen boy.
ICEMAN - March 30, 2011, 9:04 pm
Will there be smores?
agdaniele - March 30, 2011, 8:08 pm
I'm going to set up camp at motitwist, but want to shoot a quick hello to the crew, the esteemed 2%ers, and those noobs who I've had the pleasure to interact with!
agdaniele - March 19, 2011, 11:09 pm
Take it easy, space.
spacedog - March 19, 2011, 10:57 pm
Gentlemen, it has been a pleasure chatting. Till next time, cheers.
Hawamleh - March 15, 2011, 11:14 am
I think the comment system isn't working here...
agdaniele - March 15, 2011, 2:39 am
Down, but not out, my friends. Peace and love!
pzykosiz - March 10, 2011, 2:22 am
Looks like we've only got the first thousand comments instead of the last thousand now.
ICEMAN - March 10, 2011, 1:18 am
Who stole the regulars?
ICEMAN - March 9, 2011, 11:35 pm
Truer words were never said
Hawamleh - February 7, 2011, 6:15 pm
my mind is full of fuck because of what you just said.
showmeone - February 7, 2011, 2:58 pm
...because of burnt grass & the smell of sulfide gas ??
Hawamleh - February 7, 2011, 2:37 pm
Yep, hardly find more than 1 person online when I'm on...
TheTrashHeap - February 7, 2011, 12:37 pm
It's beginning to look a lot like Cheezburger around here. Spread it too thin and all substance is lost.
agdaniele - February 4, 2011, 12:32 am
Why do I bother drinking Guinness? It's not enough that we welcomed the squirt gun from the island of misfit toys... but nobody is around to chat with, either? Christ, this place...
agdaniele - January 14, 2011, 2:46 am
Mooooo, it's been a pleasure.
5150monkeylove - December 29, 2010, 1:54 am
no worries, I am about to bail
Claire - December 29, 2010, 1:37 am
That's cool. I'd get on but I'm at my grandparents' and there's very little privacy.
5150monkeylove - December 29, 2010, 1:12 am
Just kickin back on vent
Claire - December 29, 2010, 12:29 am
How is everyone tonight?
Claire - December 19, 2010, 9:58 pm
that*
Claire - December 19, 2010, 9:58 pm
I'm not really sure what the means, but it sounds like fun.
agdaniele - December 19, 2010, 9:30 pm
I know... I've got a life or something. Scary!
Claire - December 19, 2010, 8:56 pm
Thanks, Ag. Long time no see.
agdaniele - December 19, 2010, 8:35 pm
Nice to see you around, Claire... you're doing some fine work. Hope all is well.
agdaniele - December 18, 2010, 2:23 pm
Catch you later 5150... this ain't my scene.
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 12:56 am
guess you bailed. anybody else breathing?
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 12:20 am
I didnt get a vacation this year, it's not a big deal
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 12:19 am
other 1/2 is sending you a message for an opinion
Claire - December 17, 2010, 12:15 am
That sounds good. I have my last final tomorrow and then it's Christmas break.
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 12:14 am
and a xmas miracle for the family. better than turkey day
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 12:13 am
alive and well. new shift 4 10's. more crap to deal with daily, but more days off
Claire - December 17, 2010, 12:12 am
Pretty good. Yourself?
Claire - December 17, 2010, 12:12 am
Pretty good. Yourself?
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 11:58 pm
yep. so how you doing?
Claire - December 16, 2010, 11:50 pm
I bet well all just got troll'd.
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 11:47 pm
Halloween (rob zombie version) The perfect storm of genetics and environment to produce the perfect psychopath
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 11:45 pm
that kind of crazy was no accident.
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 11:44 pm
it did. I just thought I would bring on another encore before I quit.
Claire - December 16, 2010, 11:43 pm
It's like she would accidentally hit the caps lock button periodically while she was typing and was too lazy to fix it.
Claire - December 16, 2010, 11:42 pm
Oh Jesus lol. That got on my nerves. As if RANDOM words and CHAractERs need UNNECESSARY emphaSIS.
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 11:40 pm
but CRAZYCHAT will NEVer DIE!!!!! (AAAAhahahahaaaaaa)
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 11:39 pm
I can now move on to another topic.... there are only so many posters you can do about llamas and spewing filth before it gets old
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 11:37 pm
I figured as much. i am lucky, laptop has built in mic as well as my other 1/2s
Claire - December 16, 2010, 11:36 pm
The llama was eliminated. No, I don't have Vent. ): No mic yet.
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 11:34 pm
are you on the vent thingy?
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 11:33 pm
has the llama been shaved? It seems like it is hiding from our cold reception
Claire - December 16, 2010, 11:32 pm
Well that's good.
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 11:32 pm
DOING goood
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 5:09 pm
speaking of dramallamas.... It has been quiet lately since the "cowboy up" discussion
Claire - December 16, 2010, 4:07 pm
Moo+ is the kind of guy where your feelings for him come later- in the form of Stockholm Syndrome.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 16, 2010, 4:02 pm
Hey look over there!!!!!!What?...that's how I woo.
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 3:56 pm
I told you I am allergic to aggressive anal rape. (doesn't matter how I know) you will have to woo me first.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 16, 2010, 3:34 pm
Wait, I'm not Gay...(but I'd still assrape 51, just to teach him a lesson. (even though he's been taught before and still craves the cock)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 16, 2010, 3:32 pm
you say that now, but come over sometime....you;ll be walking funny for months........And I'm going to visit family, You won't understand 5150, since you were raised by skunks.
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 3:27 pm
Just helping you out and giving you something to aspire to. I never knew you would feel shame and run away for the weekend. PS...don't kill yourself, there are midgets who love smaller guys
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 16, 2010, 3:25 pm
FYI guys...I'm going away for the weekend, I'll be back Sunday night, So, Now's a good time to stop sending me pics of your junk. @5150....That was mostly aimed at you.
5150monkeylove - December 14, 2010, 9:56 pm
hey all!
forseti - December 14, 2010, 5:19 pm
GCS looks like DonScorpione got a new middle initial...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2010, 10:09 am
Sorry, You're "goat cheese sammich" for now....GCS for short.
Hawamleh - December 14, 2010, 10:07 am
Yes sir mister mooo ( can you call me biz for the day)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2010, 9:31 am
don't you get it Hammy?...You are whatever I say you are. If I call you a goat cheese sammich, you're a goat cheese sammich.
Hawamleh - December 14, 2010, 9:02 am
why am I called the moti-virgin? anyway how about I call you daddy?(you too claire)
5150monkeylove - December 14, 2010, 1:15 am
oookaaayyyy..... anyways Hi all!
Claire - December 13, 2010, 8:42 pm
Masturbation doesn't count as sexual deviancy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2010, 8:40 pm
Big words from The Moti-Virgin.
Hawamleh - December 13, 2010, 7:03 pm
Come on, you have no basis to not call me daddy, I am obviously superior to you in sexual deviancy, so you must call me daddy.
forseti - December 13, 2010, 6:31 pm
That's why I started with a new nick...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2010, 6:10 pm
So, Hammy made his 1000th post. But he did it by commenting on everything with no regard for content. I'll never call him Greybeard..(or Daddy)
Hawamleh - December 13, 2010, 5:29 pm
didn't hurt as much as they said it would.
pzykosiz - December 13, 2010, 5:22 pm
did you have to get a cesarian for that?
Hawamleh - December 13, 2010, 5:00 pm
just finished writing my play :D it's in Arabic, but still I'm proud of my child.
forseti - December 13, 2010, 4:30 pm
Don't mess with Don Scorpione... The amount of accidents is raising.
Hawamleh - December 13, 2010, 4:17 pm
I meant it as a joke as in if I post next he takes me out... sounded better in my head.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2010, 4:06 pm
It wasn't a joke. Who didn't get what? I hope you'll be smarter next time.
Hawamleh - December 13, 2010, 3:32 pm
I got banned for a day, that's why i was missing, apparently Grey didn't really get my joke :(
forseti - December 13, 2010, 10:13 am
Hawa is nervous because there are only 5 postings left to his first beard stubble... ;)
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 9:48 am
I have a few min before i have to play dress up for work.
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 9:44 am
so where is Hammy? Haven't seen a forum post from him in over a day... maybe he finally caught his elusive femme
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 9:39 am
Sometimes they do, barring the inane rantings of some
forseti - December 13, 2010, 9:36 am
ROFL... yeah, you're right. The comments count! But I uploaded poster #300 today (of course with a 300 picture) and got this nice score. And I passed a big part of my exams last week. So I'm pretty happy right now ;)
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 9:32 am
since he sold the van, privacy is harder to come by
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 9:31 am
well deserved, sir. I myself stopped worrying about my scores since the anonymous voting, and some other folks on here with issues
forseti - December 13, 2010, 9:29 am
That's why you and Chompers were missing for about an hour at motifake convention last weekend?
forseti - December 13, 2010, 9:27 am
THANK YOU btw! Rude forseti...
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 9:26 am
Its my fault... I find clowns and herpes both really funny subjects....Now both together was 5 perfect storms
forseti - December 13, 2010, 9:22 am
Good morning, America! Great day (for)²-seti! First time a 5.0 in my top10. 20 minutes I guess. But who cares...
5150monkeylove - December 12, 2010, 9:56 am
it double posted for some odd reason.
Hawamleh - December 12, 2010, 7:25 am
smn on?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2010, 4:42 am
A warning for low voting.....M. is working on it, Patience is a virtue my friend.
5150monkeylove - December 12, 2010, 2:39 am
warning for what?
5150monkeylove - December 12, 2010, 2:39 am
warning for what?
TheTrashHeap - December 12, 2010, 12:49 am
I just voted twice and got a warning?
Claire - December 10, 2010, 12:20 am
lol! Not quite.
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2010, 12:20 am
howdy claire! You curving bullets yet?
Claire - December 10, 2010, 12:19 am
Hello everyone.
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2010, 12:13 am
Hi ice
ICEMAN - December 9, 2010, 11:47 pm
And you still have a sense of humor?


SO GAUCHE -


TAGS: patricia mindfuck spot the monkey
Rating: 3.17/5

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Sean - August 22, 2009, 1:26 pm
I think I've seen every episode three times. Twice for sure. Soap was amazing. But there are great shows now.
rerun - August 22, 2009, 1:23 pm

Hell, thet Taits were pretty awsome in their own right. Wish they still had shows like that on now.
Sean - August 22, 2009, 1:22 pm
I don't think Benson ever drove the Taits around anywhere. God Benson was great, eh? But thanks for the comments.
TheTrashHeap - August 22, 2009, 12:54 pm
Ever seen the British show Jeeves and Wooster? Jeeves is played by Steven Fry and Wooster is played by Hugh Laurie (house).
MrRandom - August 22, 2009, 3:14 am
I'm with Sean on needing a butler named Jeeves. So stereotypical but just classic.
TheTrashHeap - August 22, 2009, 3:13 am
5 Monkeys! But I think I would want a butler named Benson.


INTIMIDATED -


TAGS: humor pats place monkey
Rating: 4.63/5

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Ed-Hyde - August 2, 2010, 7:11 am
Monkey's got a gun ... Hungry monkey, banana good.
agdaniele - August 2, 2010, 1:39 am
Harmless humor? LOL! 5L


I HAVE A FRO - Your logic is invalid


TAGS: monkey logic fro
Rating: 2.21/5
Ahh! - February 14, 2009, 12:51 am
It is Turk from Tarzan!


DARTH MAUL-MONKEY - Well... Maybe I should write something like '' fail ''.


TAGS: darth maul star wars monkey sith shit fail donkey kong supreme shit
Rating: 1.88/5

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aPauling - August 11, 2008, 1:18 pm
Hey, Motifake Wit Liberation Front... I think you transposed the words "confident" and "competent."
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 10, 2008, 2:24 am
I love the pic; heck, he should've looked that way in the movie! Next time, just be confident when you write your caption.


WE'VE SERVICED -


TAGS: grease monkey f15
Rating: 4.68/5

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Donkasaurus - January 3, 2011, 9:33 pm
I'd take clean air and water over a nimitz class supercarrier any day...Unless of course it was my own PERSONAL nimitz class haha!
TheTrashHeap - January 3, 2011, 6:37 pm
Now all we have to brag about is clean water and air. I sure would trade all that for an aircraft carrier...
crankyhead - January 3, 2011, 5:09 pm
we used to have carriers up here in canada, till we melted em down and turned em into kegs =)
Airman - January 3, 2011, 5:00 pm
8 countries have aircraft carriers right now.. for a total of 22.. we have 11, with a 12th coming.. the UK has 2
Donkasaurus - January 3, 2011, 3:56 pm
per nation...not total. Just to clarify.
Donkasaurus - January 3, 2011, 3:55 pm
Don't anyone take this personally please, but...It never ceases to amaze me just how much air control superiority the U.S has. Hell, we have Aircraft Carriers that control more airspace than 95% of the worlds nations.
onlyonetroll - January 3, 2011, 3:51 pm
Yep, it's a basic Phase One Inspection checklist, alright.


CONSTIPATION - Hunnngh Hunnngh Hunnngh


TAGS: monkey takes a dump
Rating: 2.71/5


ABILITIES - Yours are so weak, even the apes are facepalming.




BOND - James, Bond


TAGS: james bond 007 ownage monkey funny
Rating: 2.08/5

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Hector - May 7, 2009, 4:12 pm
It's Fiben Bolger!
spitfire111 - January 14, 2009, 9:17 am
Krusty the clown would be proud or just want to kill him..
spitfire111 - January 14, 2009, 9:15 am
Krusty the clone would be proud or just want to kill him..
ANONY - January 1, 2009, 7:45 pm
sexyness in a suit
LogicDude - September 23, 2008, 1:54 pm
Cool! Sean Connery is coming back as 007!!!
datnigga - August 11, 2008, 1:24 am
Mr. Teeny with a gun.
Dustin Marthington - August 2, 2008, 12:29 pm
redo the last 4 or 5 brosnan films w/ him, and you couldn't tell the difference.
Barack - April 23, 2008, 10:11 am
Obama... Barack Obama
Dre - April 16, 2008, 1:24 pm
True, but Agent 47 us bald.
PorkFat - April 11, 2008, 12:32 am
Looks more like Agent 47 from Assasin. Bond doesn't carry a 1911 "baller". He carries a Walther PPK.


WHEN YOU ARE SAD - I will jump on whoever made you sad like a spider monkey jacked-up on Mountain Dew !!!!




HOOTERS - The originals


TAGS: howling monkeys
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - December 9, 2012, 9:43 pm

Yep, it's me! Thanks for the nice welcome back!~
MissPriss - December 9, 2012, 5:02 pm
Igs? It's really you? Welcome back hun! 5L but split down the middle. Part for the poster and part cuz you're back!
EmilioDumphque - December 9, 2012, 2:00 pm
Howlers, New World: prehensile tails, stationary eyes.
lgvernon - December 9, 2012, 10:23 am

Just been busy, busy. Hope all of you are well.
GaryO - December 9, 2012, 8:36 am
LG! Where ya been?
mariand - December 9, 2012, 8:30 am
hehehe... wb Igy!


BAD MONKEY -


TAGS: monkeys can sulk too
Rating: 4.18/5

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NotoriousGIL - April 13, 2011, 7:24 am
LOL
Reality Lord - April 12, 2011, 7:32 pm

dude...you make me laugh.


KUNG FU - Monkey Style! WAYA WATCHAAAAA! ***WAM***


TAGS: kung fu monkey style
Rating: 3.23/5

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Derek - January 27, 2010, 8:46 pm
Ve nature of va monkey was - irrepressible!


Astonished... -


TAGS: astonished monkey
Rating: 2.72/5

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AWESOME - July 29, 2009, 11:59 pm
PAAAHAAAHAAAAA Steve! PAAAHAAAAHAA
JimmyBoy - April 28, 2009, 7:23 pm
Steve
Beol - February 11, 2009, 12:33 am
What animal is that exactly? I am guessing some kind of monkey but I want to know its actual name.


MONDAYS -


TAGS: monday hungover work blows monkey
Rating: 4.7/5

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GreyScorpion - December 21, 2010, 8:42 am
I thought Mondays were no "R" days, did I miss the memo where "N's" were addded to the list too? Oh, it's a faceplant poster....nevermind. 5L
motinet - December 21, 2010, 7:43 am

Attitude monkey has an attitude LOL
Claire - December 21, 2010, 4:36 am
I thought that was Rerun?
ICEMAN - December 21, 2010, 12:57 am
Remember Claire, Face can't spell to save his azz.
Claire - December 21, 2010, 12:47 am
Mod- days? Or a clever combination of Motifake and day to make MOday?


HEY BLONDIE - wanna monkey around


TAGS: monkey blondie animal
Rating: 3.83/5

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Mahomygod - March 21, 2011, 8:59 am
Only females change colour to blonde. Males (and juveniles) have brown fur. Yay Monkey World. :P
culos - March 21, 2011, 7:05 am
And how precisely do you happen to know they're both female???? (Oh, Mods...tagged image by the way, bottom corner right)
Mahomygod - March 21, 2011, 6:37 am
Woo! Girl on Girl action! ;D


LOVE - He was Just a young pup from the wrong side of town.. She was an uptown uptempo monkey..It was forbidden... but yet, so beautiful.


TAGS: love monkey doggie barf
Rating: 3.67/5

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bOB cHIN - August 6, 2009, 9:51 am
Touching....Oh yeah, I've already been repremanded for touching, and I won't be doing it again. But I'll vote this up Bunny, it's a keeper.
agdaniele - August 6, 2009, 8:53 am
Patricia is NOT going to be happy about this.


ANIMAL TESTING - Actually a lot more fun than people realize.


TAGS: it s a monkey computer
Rating: 3/5

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templar13 - June 10, 2012, 10:24 pm
Well, the neck snapping machine seems to be fully functional.
GreyScorpion - June 1, 2010, 2:14 pm
Still off your meds Claire?
Claire - June 1, 2010, 2:10 pm
Why do I find this funny? I can't determine what to give this so, 3.
lahliet - June 1, 2010, 1:57 pm
theres a number on him... i wonder what happend to the first 1641 monkeys?


WHAT'S THE MATTA WITH YOU? - Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Show some respect. This is the Pumpkin Monkey turf. One call from me and Bada-Bing Bada-Boom, they'll find you dead in the East River


TAGS: monkey
Rating: 2.8/5

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poy - June 5, 2010, 5:49 pm
awwww, so cute


STANDARDS - It's fine to have high standards, but low standards gets you a monkey


TAGS: pzy monkey massage bash quote
Rating: 5/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - November 2, 2011, 12:03 am
t(-_-t) 5L though


Tuesday -




iPhone 6 -


TAGS: iphone monkey water
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - November 8, 2014, 8:34 pm
Hope it is digestible, when it goes lobat the monkey is going to eat it. 5Tums


YOU TAKE WHATS MINE - and I'll burn whats yours




A FINGER HUMPING MONKEY - Hey it could happen, I have heard of stranger things ...




SMILE MONKEY - Is Not Happy


TAGS: smile monkey
Rating: 3.92/5

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MORMONS -




THE MONKEY - Disapproves


TAGS: monkey angry
Rating: 2.92/5

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Faceplant31 - February 2, 2010, 2:59 pm
the monkey disapproves and I 1L


PARIS - For some reason she attracts Crab-Eating Monkeys !!


TAGS: paris hilton crabs monkeys
Rating: 2.5/5

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MO - June 12, 2009, 5:04 pm
Holy crap!! Them's alot of monkeys! Spank 'em! Spank 'em all!!!
union - June 12, 2009, 5:00 pm
She has great legs.


UNEXPLAINABLE - this picture will never be explained


TAGS: unexplainable monkey dog house motifake
Rating: 2.45/5

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Galazbru - September 6, 2010, 10:36 am
Monkey dressed up like the Easter bunny, ready to deliver his eggs! Dog in window


DISCOVERY -


TAGS: 3 not so wise monkeys
Rating: 4.96/5

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forseti - May 24, 2011, 3:18 am
5pank


TENT CITIES -


TAGS: choking chicken spanking monkey tent
Rating: 4.75/5

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IxCHIEFxI - April 18, 2011, 7:36 pm
No I didn't take this one, a friend of mine did and I stole it from him. This was in Kuwait, we were on our way back from Iraq.
marlygirl - April 18, 2011, 7:35 pm
you take the pic on this one too? Iraq?
IxCHIEFxI - April 18, 2011, 7:27 pm
Why thank you
marlygirl - April 18, 2011, 6:08 pm
L-O-5L! PERFECT.


ROFLMAO -


TAGS: roflmao monkey shot banana out his nose
Rating: 4.58/5

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jackripper - August 20, 2010, 2:42 pm
I hated it when they switched to liquid soap for awhile. That was even harder to get up off the ground.
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 2:12 pm
For the record, this is all in good fun. I fully support our troops, so don't think i don't cuz i will stab you.


HAIRCUTS - A real shame about yours




NATURAL SELECTION -


TAGS: damned evil monkeys
Rating: 4.5/5

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GreyScorpion - May 14, 2010, 9:29 am
Remind me of something James used to say "I like 'em fat" "I like 'em proud" "Ya gotta have a mother for me" Now move your big ass 'round this way So I can work on that zipper, baby Tonight your a star And I'm the big dipper (Kick it) ..5L


THE MONKEY - It needs a spanking


TAGS: show me the monkey money girls roof pool pancakes
Rating: 2.92/5

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Helldeath - October 23, 2008, 4:29 pm
..... you want the monkey aPauling ... right? ... I'm sure he can take it up the ass.
Cubbybear - September 28, 2008, 6:54 pm
This is great


NINJA MONKEY - Don't Underestimate The Power of The Ninja Monkey!




ADOPTION - What do you mean you're not my real mom?




ORGANIZED CRIME - even monkeys have it


TAGS: monkey
Rating: 2.5/5

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EVOLUTION - Some catch on later




Any Which Way You Can -


TAGS: monkey speak hear see evil
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - March 31, 2014, 1:51 am
Thank you. :)
MissPriss - March 30, 2014, 7:29 pm
I kinda take that all personal like...5teehees


THE THIRD WISH -


TAGS: roger waters three wishes monkeys paw d oh
Rating: 4.85/5

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rerun - July 31, 2011, 10:10 am

Great, just literally spewed coffee on the keyoard, and my dog is giving me a WTF look.
gas - July 27, 2011, 3:58 pm
"I want my d*** to hit the floor!"... and the genie cutted his legs xDD 5L
crankyhead - July 27, 2011, 12:06 pm
eque5trian =)


i got this monkey on my back -




STUPID MONKEY! - That's not Guinness! Don't you know the difference????


TAGS: culos monkey beer guinness
Rating: 4.44/5

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agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 1:50 pm
It's why white chicks had to wear bustles. See also: chinese girls
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 1:49 pm
Most white girls don't!!! LOL!
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 12:52 pm
We crew have one seriously stupid mascot. Should've gone with the badonkadonk.


Blue Balls -




MORALE - is low for the men in the field




TRUTH OR DARE -




BULL CAVALRY - In Mexico, Horses are for pussies


TAGS: bull monkey pussies cavalry
Rating: 3.44/5

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Zreiser - December 11, 2010, 2:02 am
no more monkeying around this bullshit!


MONKEY PIG - May not be much to look at... But ohhhh that banana flavored bacon... Mmmmmmmmmmmm...


TAGS: monkey pig
Rating: 2.38/5

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GreyScorpion - June 8, 2010, 8:17 am
Heresy!! There'll be no banana flavored bacon!! stick an apple in it's mouth and kill it it fire!! then lightly sautee every 20 mins over an open flame


DENTAL PLAN - I really need to find a new dentist... how many HMOs do you know of that demand payment in bananas?




FINE LINES - There is one between thirsty and batshit crazy.


TAGS: monkey piss
Rating: 2.12/5

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Jaubrey - August 13, 2010, 2:02 am
that monkey has a plastic red cap on its asshole!
dfdfdfdfdf - May 14, 2009, 11:53 am
that pic is hilarious!
omg - February 26, 2009, 6:52 pm
Fucking worst photoshop job ive ever seen.... lol look at the size of the monkeys head and the fuzz around the guys hand. Maximum Phailure.
HtD - January 9, 2009, 5:12 am
Looks like Jared from Subway.


BUBBLES - Yeah, MJ's death really shook him up.


TAGS: monkey chimp michael jackson girlfriend
Rating: 2/5

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BoneCD - July 28, 2009, 5:04 pm
Too funny bOB...5 Poodles from me. What ever happen to Bubbles anyway?


Life -


TAGS: life see hear speak monkeys electronic facebook internet
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 16, 2015, 3:29 pm
Working with my spam ridden computer feels like a nightmare you're never going to wake up from! Thanks dizz!
mizzdizz - March 16, 2015, 2:26 am
Life just got real? When? Oh NO!!!!! I thought it was just a nightmare and I was gonna wake up! Oh. WHEW!! Computer successfully rebooted! I'm safe! LOL! 5L!


ATTITUDE -


TAGS: goat monkey badass cubby
Rating: 4.94/5

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Cubbybear - October 11, 2010, 10:44 pm
You must follow the same mantra...good
Claire - October 11, 2010, 10:15 pm
Yes.


MONKEY -




MONKEY WISDOM -




MORDKAI - He always gets his banana


TAGS: monkey goin in
Rating: 4.37/5

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Rick69 - April 25, 2012, 4:13 pm
If you look very closely, you will see a monkey in that suit. If you look any more closely, you will get shot in the face... Look at those eyes...
M0rd3kaI - April 24, 2012, 7:54 pm
ps... Mord*e*kai, but that can be a conjoined version of 'mord' and 'kai' cheers mate
M0rd3kaI - April 24, 2012, 7:53 pm
Ah axe, honestly one of my all time Faves. I love how you used that picture of me... brings out my.... 'mafia' side, although the one where I wear the top hat is a bit better, this one shows my hairstyle much better. Thanks, appreciate it... 5L + Faved
spypengen - April 24, 2012, 6:02 pm
all he needs now are some sunglasses 5L


WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE -




EVOLUTION - Our supposed ancestors keep on providing compelling proof.....




THAT DOES LOOK ODD - I'd get that checked out right away Murray


TAGS: monkey
Rating: 3.85/5

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Airman - December 30, 2009, 1:33 pm
LOL


ONE PIECE - NOT VERY EFFECTIVE -


TAGS: one piece monkey d luffy thriller bark zombie zombies
Rating: 2.72/5

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DarthMalicious - March 3, 2011, 1:39 pm
The easy way can be the most deadly


I BUYED YOU A MONKEY - but I eated it


TAGS: monkey food chow
Rating: 2.57/5


CEILING MONKEY - Is watching you masturbate. And Likes it.


TAGS: ceiling monkey masturbate watch
Rating: 2.27/5

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Jmac0585 - July 30, 2009, 4:31 pm
As long as it's not the trunk monkey.
agdaniele - July 30, 2009, 12:56 am
Sac-relig!


OBAMA AND CHUCKIE - Barack Obama sleeps with a Rugrat... And this happens!!!




Sex Appeal -


TAGS: monkey bikini pool drink sexy
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 22, 2014, 3:14 pm
How in the world did you know I love little umbrellas in my drinks?


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